You're not gonna believe what I heard about Mom just now.
08-06-2003, 06:47 AM
#1
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You're not gonna believe what I heard about Mom just now.
A fireman is polishing a fire engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The little girl is wearing a fireman's hat and has the wagon tied to a dog and a cat. The fireman walks over to take a closer look. "That's a nice fire truck," says the fireman. "Thanks," says the little girl. The fireman looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied one wagon leash to the dog's collar and one to the cat's testicles. He says "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire engine, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you probably could go a lot faster." The little girl pauses for a moment to think, looks at the wagon, at the dog, at the cat, then shyly looks up into the fireman's eyes and says "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a 
ing siren, would I?"
ing siren, would I?"
08-06-2003, 07:39 AM
#3
ing A!
08-06-2003, 08:12 AM
#6
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh R B WHAT IN THE WORLD DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH ME?????
I mean she didn't even write anything on the Firetruck
I mean she didn't even write anything on the Firetruck
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08-06-2003, 08:21 AM
#8
Well I wish you would REFRAIN from ABUSING my good name in here!
I mean its bad enough I screwed myself by doin what I did to Ray T's car 
At least I admited how Dumb that was though Now if you want your threads to be a hit then stick with the BIG WORDS AND LAME JOKES OKAY!!!!!
Ohhh and go check my new thead!
I think its gonna ROCK! 
I mean its bad enough I screwed myself by doin what I did to Ray T's car At least I admited how Dumb that was though Now if you want your threads to be a hit then stick with the BIG WORDS AND LAME JOKES OKAY!!!!! Ohhh and go check my new thead!
I think its gonna ROCK!
