Dave walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. Dave says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke." "I'll have the same" says the ostrich.A short time later the waitress returns with the order "That will be $9.40 please." Dave man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment, including a 15% tip. The next day, Dave and the ostrich come again and again Dave says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke." Again the ostrich says "I'll have the same." Again dave reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change, including a 15% tip. This happens every day. Then one day the waitress says "The usual?" Dave replies "No, this is Friday night, so I will have a ribeye steak, baked potato with sour cream and chives and a salad. "I'll have the same" says the ostrich. Shortly the waitress brings the order and says "That will be $22.62." Once again Dave pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table. The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, but how do you manage to always come up with the exact change from your pocket every time?" "Well," says Dave, "two years ago I was cleaning out the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there." "That's brilliant!" says the waitress. "Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!" "That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there. The waitress says "One more thing, what's with the ostrich?" Dave sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say."

 

oldie but goodie

 

RB isn't that old

 

Yeah, I reupped it.

 

what the hell was his 3rd wish?

 

To do this babe:

 

The article is




I tip more than 15%.

 

Where is the sauce in this story?

 

 

did WSB get that from a woman again?