Zoe's top 5 list:
Top 5 things to do at work on Friday:
5. Show up to work pre-belligerent in preperation for post-work Happy Hour.
4. Scan your boss's picture from the early 80's and photoshop him in as the 6th member of the Jackson 5.
3. Make yourself look disgruntled and busy so that people will leave you THE HELL ALONE!!!
2. Spike the company coffee pot with the liquer of your choice.
1. Have your wife call your office from home, then leave the line on hold with the phone off the hook. Then setup a HUGE file to download from the internet. Pour half a cup of coffee and leave it on you desk. Scatter paper and folders around your workspace, excessive use of post-it's are recommended. Once all the above are in place, ensuring the impression of somebody hard at work, leave the office early and secure a top-notch stool for Happy Hour.
5. Show up to work pre-belligerent in preperation for post-work Happy Hour.
4. Scan your boss's picture from the early 80's and photoshop him in as the 6th member of the Jackson 5.
3. Make yourself look disgruntled and busy so that people will leave you THE HELL ALONE!!!
2. Spike the company coffee pot with the liquer of your choice.
1. Have your wife call your office from home, then leave the line on hold with the phone off the hook. Then setup a HUGE file to download from the internet. Pour half a cup of coffee and leave it on you desk. Scatter paper and folders around your workspace, excessive use of post-it's are recommended. Once all the above are in place, ensuring the impression of somebody hard at work, leave the office early and secure a top-notch stool for Happy Hour.
Uhhhh... Y'know, I haven't even thought about that yet...
This is my first Friday in the new place, and I haven't really picked one out yet. THe redneck bar wouldn't fit the bill for Happy-Hour, and I'd have to stop by the house first to let the dogs out...
This is going to take some serious thought
This is my first Friday in the new place, and I haven't really picked one out yet. THe redneck bar wouldn't fit the bill for Happy-Hour, and I'd have to stop by the house first to let the dogs out...
This is going to take some serious thought
: apologizesfordelay...hadtodoanenginerun:
Moved from the Boonies up in Jarrettsville.
We were proud, we had a Citgo AND a 7/11!!!
I tell ya, livin up there was livin life in the fast lane!
Moved from the Boonies up in Jarrettsville.
We were proud, we had a Citgo AND a 7/11!!!
I tell ya, livin up there was livin life in the fast lane!




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