A compendium of barley, malt, hops, and no taste. Bring this to a Dragon Beer Tasting and watch your friends disown you. (Sincere thanks to Lucky Peach. Even if you're not a foodie, this is a great read).

 

Thanks for the laugh! Geez, I had forgotten about Stroh's... Loved the description of Busch!

Happy Independence Day, everyone!

 

Dustin (SgtB) brewed some Cream Ale two weeks ago and we are going to finally get to partake in his labors today at a cookout. I'll drink a PBR if I have to, and I actually like Modelo with a good mexican dish, but the rest of those beers just make me not want to drink at all...and that's saying something!

 

All I can say is bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....bourbon, not beer....

 

Not a beer or bourbon connoisseur. Rum and Tequila are more my thing. If Bad Juans from Elsa's Mexican Restaurant in Dayton was markedly worse bottled, than in the restaurant, I'd bring that.

So, it'll be Captain Morgan and possibly Patron Silver.

 

What are you trying to say?

 

glad to see that the always classic shlitz wasn't on that list. I actually enjoy this one- its got flavour. Most of the stuff on that list is an embarrassment- with extra emphasis on ass.

darcy