Dave's not here.

 

Yes I am!

 

I'm here too!

 

I'm here three!!!

Ohhh.. thatz right... my name isn't Dave!

 

^^


Anybody see the repeating theme going on here??

 

Repeating what?

Seen one Dave... seen them all?

Heard one Dave.... heard them all?

Smelled one Dave.... well... Scooter has a smell of his own!!! One of them Northern Ohio smells/stenches/aromas!!!

 

Stench??

 

There can never be enough DAVES!!!

 

Your hypotheses have never really been tested, as I believe that most people avoid looking at, listening to, and most definitely smelling any Dave

 

If your trying to get rid of a "Dave", you are not doing it properly - we do not respond to insults - indeed, we will likely only multiply our number/looks/sound/ or smell in response to such disparagments. If you really want to get rid of us you only have two recourses - pay us vast quanities of money to leave (or at least change our name) or higher a hitman. By the way, I'll change my name to "Vinny" and take the contract on the other two.


















Sorry guys, but it's every "Dave" for himself.