Daves 'till DBRX
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From: 262 miles N of the Dragon
Originally Posted by LINESUPER,Aug 30 2010, 12:39 PM
If your trying to get rid of a "Dave", you are not doing it properly - we do not respond to insults - indeed, we will likely only multiply our number/looks/sound/ or smell in response to such disparagments. If you really want to get rid of us you only have two recourses - pay us vast quanities of money to leave (or at least change our name) or higher a hitman. By the way, I'll change my name to "Vinny" and take the contract on the other two. 
Sorry guys, but it's every "Dave" for himself.
Sorry guys, but it's every "Dave" for himself.
I only want one "taken out"!!
And he is not the one with a yellow car!
How much?
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From: BROOKVILLE
Originally Posted by Lovetodrive2000,Aug 30 2010, 01:25 PM
Dear Vinny....
I only want one "taken out"!!
And he is not the one with a yellow car!
How much?
I only want one "taken out"!!
And he is not the one with a yellow car!
How much?
Rule 1: Daves are not cheap. It's gonna cost ya.
Rule 2: I decide when, where, and how to "take him out"
Rule 3: You gotta get me one one of these to "change my name"
If I'm gonna be a "Vinny", I gotta have a proper Italian car. Gift me one of these and I will take several "Daves" out.
And it will all be legit - I can see it now, pick "Dave" up in my new car, and "Take him for a ride". That should be enough to scare him to death! But since you requested that he be "Taken out" rather than "taken for a ride", I suppose I could take him out to Fried Green Tomatoes' but thats hardly expensive enough. He is after all a Dave. I'll have to give some consideration to where to "take him out", but I can do that after the car arrives.
If you can't afford it, well, I understand, but just remember rule #1
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From: Royal Oak, Michigan
Originally Posted by LINESUPER,Aug 30 2010, 12:39 PM
If your trying to get rid of a "Dave", you are not doing it properly - we do not respond to insults - indeed, we will likely only multiply our number/looks/sound/ or smell in response to such disparagments.
Wow, if only I had known my post would get everyone all homicidal...
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From: BROOKVILLE
Originally Posted by Kamron,Aug 30 2010, 03:32 PM
Did somebody say something?
Wow, if only I had known my post would get everyone all homicidal...
Wow, if only I had known my post would get everyone all homicidal...
And who said anything about homicide! - I'm taking "Dave" "out" or for a "ride". Nobody said anything about murder!
