Morning Patrick (and frei and Mikey and Denny and Scoots and...annd...annnnd....annnnnd?

 

morning ken (and all of the above)

 

....top of the morning guys !!! Running a little late, once again...Dang work !!!

 

Work sure is getting in the way here also!

The nerve of people wanting information and stuff like.... right now!

 

It certainly is cutting into my leisure time. I'm trying to figure out why the guy I work for wants his stupid little project finished RIGHT NOW. Geez, he only asked me to do it a month ago.

 

I love being this close to retirement ( 1 year, 9 months, 4 days ) it affords me the opportunity to be a real PITA-

Boss - When will that project be ready?

Me - It's in the mill - a month or two max.

Boss - But I need it this month!

Me: - Wow - I really wish I could help, but at least I'm not retiring RIGHT NOW!

Boss - Well get done ASAP!

Me - Ok, By the way I'm off in Sept. for week of recreation.

Boss - WHAT! But I need that project.

Me - Thats really irrevanent since you have scheduled 9 months of work to be done in 6 months, and I have 4 weeks of vacation to use up before the end of the year, plus comp.time for all the overtime hours I have worked, sooooo the projects will all be late, regardless. But I promise not to retire before they are done.

Boss - I give up! - (mutters under his breath something about dinosaurs while banging his head against the wall).


Just call me Wally - (Dilbert side kick).

 

is it time to go yet?

 

The time is coming way too slowly. However, it is time to go to Gettysburg. Well, next weekend anyway.