Dear Raul, thanks for making WTD 09 WSB-Free.

 

Although it'd probably be worth the price of admission just to piss in Pete's cheerios.

 

Seems unlikely

 

Dear Raul, how do credit card fraud protections work? Why did google checkout decline my first credit card even though there was no reason to do so?

 

Dear Raul.....

Long time viewer of your column..... first time poster!!

Why is it that when you see a shoe laying by the side of the road, there is never a second one nearby?

Also, how do people always lose one shoe and not know it?

Your a godsend Raul!

 

Dear Raul,

Why, when crazy people hear voices in their head, the voices alway tell them to kill someone. Why don't those voices tell them to crap in the salad bar at Wendy's?

Credit George Carlin for that one. Thanks George!)

 

Deal Raul,

Why doesn't Wendy's have a salad bar anymore?

 

I really enjoyed that salad bar.

 

Oh the Wendys Super Bar....

Salad, pasta, nacho chips and cheese, taco stuff....

Yummy!!!!

 

^Please re-phrase your comment into a question!

Thank you.