Dear Raul,

I know you have already solved global famine and planetary warming, and I am afraid my problem is trivial in that light. However...

I am feeling a real need for some decorative bears of my own. Can you recommend a place that I might obtain some? I am willing to go either resin or wooden, the bear condition is of utmost concern.

Now while I am feeling this need, the real concern is where to put said bear/bears when I get them. Do you have any advice on the proper display of decorative bears?

Thanks!

your friend,
Dave

 

I'm almost certain that Raul has a suggestion as to where you could put them.

 

Where, Bat? Somewhere close to Looter's Nuts????

Dave

 

Oh good. Is this a general "ask Raul" thread? I have one.

I understand that Einstein says that potential energy has mass, but where this mass sits is sometimes difficult to determine. The concept of potential energy is Newtonian, so, how do you reflate it to Albert's mass energy equivalence assertion?

 

Dear Raul,

Thank you SO MUCH for starting this column! I read you every day!

My next question is one that has been eluding me for decades, would you weigh in, please??

If a tree falls in the forest, what is the price of tea in China?

Thanks!


Your buddy,
Dave

 

Dear Raul,

Do you think there is any validity to Ad Reinhardt's work? My artist friends tell me it has deep meaning but all I see are black squares. Am I shallow?

Worried at the Guggenheim

 

Raul is going to kill me for suggesting this thread!!!!

My only defense is that I didn't start it!!!!

 

Dear Raul.....

Lets see... how to ask this????

A friend.... yeah, thats it... a friend (not a close one) is having problems with a rash...... we won't say where the rash is located, or how it was received.....

Got it during a time of fun, no matter how short of a time of fun (like 30 seconds or so) for him (the friend, or so I am told)......

How/what should be done to get rid of the rash...

After you let me... errrr... my firend know, then we can discuss how to get rid of these pesky little bugs you gave "my friend" also!

 

Dear Raul.... May I kindly make a suggestion, as to how to let some of our members in on how to get-rid of this "Rash".....


Do you think...."Raaaancccch" dressing might releive the itch ???

 

Raul, Do you want to expound on the theory of the Higgs Particle?

It is sometimes referred to as the God Particle. Experiments are underway under the mountains of Switzerland and France in the accelerometer(27 miles long) to see if the particle exists.

Please share your knowledge on the subject.