Dear RedCelica:

When you rub a dog, does he actually feel pleasure?

Signed,
Not rubbing a dog there, in Cincy

 

Dear Larry

I have those All-Season on my S2000 because this season lately have had nothing but freakin rain as you well know.

Signed,

Mr. All-Season No Slippery when Wet (Obama) Specialist.

 

Dear RedCelica:

If you were truly a friend of Bama Dave.....

You would offer to swap tires/wheels for a few Dragon Runs with Bama Dave!

Signed,
Piglet in Cincy

 

Dear Piglet in Cincy

Thanks for the request. We will see if RedCelica is one now. I do have one requset from you sir. I don't know how the swap the tires/rims from one car to another car. Could you please show me how to do that, sounds like work to me and I am not good at working on cars. Thanks for your help on this.

Signed Mr. All-Season No Slippery when Wet Can't Work on the Car (Obama) Specialist

 

Dearest Bama Dave:

1. get out Bretts jack
2. loosen your lug nuts
3. take shot of bourbon
4. jack car up
5. take shot of bourbon
6. remove your lug nuts
7. take shot of bourbon
8. pull wheel
9. take shot of bourbon
10. put on Brett's wheel
11. take shot of bourbon
12. put on your lug nuts
13. take shot of bourbon
14. lower car off jack
15. take shot of bourbon
16. torque lug nuts to proper 80 ft lbs
17. take shot of bourbon
18. repeat for other wheels!
19. Finish bottle of bourbon!

 

Dearest Bama Dave:

1. get out Bretts jack
2. loosen your lug nuts
3. take shot of bourbon
4. jack car up
5. take shot of bourbon
6. remove your lug nuts
7. take shot of bourbon
8. pull wheel
9. take shot of bourbon
10. put on Brett's wheel
11. take shot of bourbon
12. put on your lug nuts
13. take shot of bourbon
14. lower car off jack
15. take shot of bourbon
16. torque lug nuts to proper 80 ft lbs
17. take shot of bourbon
18. repeat for other wheels!
19. Finish bottle of bourbon!
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Tried to do as per your instructions but I'm drunk now. I will still need your help swapping the wheels/rims but not the drinking part. Thanks BD

 

Don't worry.... we'll just jack up Brett's car and borrow () Brett's wheels and tires!

 

if you value your testicles you might want to reconsider....