Hmmmm... she has a pair of them to!

Am I missing something here?

Now that I think of it.... seen a leather whip hanging in the closet also!

 

here you go...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...=clear%20heels

 

Soooo....... what are you trying to tell me?

Signed,
Perplexed in Cincy

 

Dear Ron:

When will we finally give up on shoestrings.... and start putting velcro as the closure on our shoes?

I know there are some shoes out there with this, but it has not caught on in any meaningful way.

Will it be during our lifetime?

Signed,
Tired of tying shoes in Cincy

 

You're in the wrong sartorial crowd.

Check out the kids or the folks in comprehensive-care nursing homes and you'll find the shoes you seek. The good news is, you'll be joining the later group before you know it.

Yours in age-appropriate footware,

 

Dear Ron:

I wonder who will be joining that group first...... with the other one not too far behind!

Signed,
in Cincy

 

Ummm, if you're talking about me, I've had my genome sequenced at the Institute and I'm involved with groups working on better health, intelligence augmentation and life extension.

The clock can run in both directions, once we understand how it works.

Yours in post-humanity,

 

Dear Ron,

Is it time to go yet?

Signed,
on the North Coast

 

Yes.

Equip your car as usual. Take the Alpha Bravo go pack and prepare for civilian involvement.

Meet at the western rendezvous and identify with standard protocols.

Be prepared for an extended absence.

Go. Go. Go.

 

Dear Ron:

Who are you rooting for to go to the superbowl?

Signed,

A Cheesehead in Florida