To break up the monotomy at JC's house on Saturday's "Hood Cutting Session" we heard a few good one liners. I have to post this one 'cause Jeramy nearly knocked me over with laughter.

Please feel free to add yours




JC, your dog's tounge looks like a slab of bologna.


Is that Casper (sorry, I could'nt resist)

 

WHOOPS!!!!!

 

"Man, JC looks tired"

"Who laid these templates out??!!??"

 

"Please don't slip"

usually right after:

"Can you put your hand right there?"

or my favorite:

"Yeah, I'll get started on Cheryl's hood as soon as i finish this beer."

 

here's one a friend of mine threw out:

what kind of 'sea-food' does McDonalds use in their Filet-o-fish? "Sqounder"??? (aka square flounder)

now picture me and 3 friends spewing coke and half-chewed frenchfries ... priceless.

 

While sanding the vents... some interesting noise...

Robert: "Fish, Fish, Fish, Fish, Fish..."

AKA Cheryl's favorite sounds....

 

hahahaha you asses and yes Casper or powder nice line

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA I forgot that one.


At dinner: I would like a pitcher of tea with a straw please.

Server: Are you serious?

Me: Dead Serious


Later......"Jeeeeez, I have to pee uber-bad!!!!"