A Good Farm Story


On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play
together. One day, the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. The horse
begged for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! The chicken ran back
to the farm. He searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for
he had gone to town with the only tractor.

Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Honda S2000.

Finding the keys inside, the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping
he still had time to save his friend's life. Back at the bog, the horse was
surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive in the shiny S2000. He managed
to get a hold of the rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other
end to the roll hoop of the farmer's car, the chicken then drove slowly
forward and, with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the horse! Happy and
proud, the chicken drove the S2000 back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was
none the wiser when he returned.

The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best
pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon he too began to
sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!

The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.
Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thing" and he would
then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse
pulled him up and out, saving his life.

The moral of the story?................................

When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a S2000 to pick up chicks.

 

HaHa. Did you make that up?

 

No, I know it's stupid but the original joke came with a BMW instead of the S2000 and I don't think the Z3 is that great of a car to deserve it's own joke!