i dont even know where to start with this
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i dont even know where to start with this
this is the story of 7 friends getting together to say farewell to 1 (plus family) that is moving away.
he lives in Sebastian, FL so me, my sisters bf, and a friend drive down Friday evening and arrive at "The County Line" which is a bar off of 192 in Melbourne. there is an MMA event happening and our friend that is leaving got free ringside tickets. we got there around 5:30 and it didnt start till 7 so we participated heavily in the 2 for 1 happy hour.
at this point in the story i realize that its going to be long and i need to go to bed. so ill just make bullet points for the major events
-the fighting is awesome. we were literally 6 ft from the ring.
-on one of my many journeys to the bathroom i found myself high fiving a fighter who had just lost. he was puking his guts out into a trash can while i was taking the worlds 2nd longest piss (the "break the seal" one is 1st). thinking back this is pretty gross for obvious reasons.
-after one of my many journeys to the bathroom i find that more friends had showed up and taken my seat. so i sat between a fight judge and one of the referees at their *even more ringside than our seats* table.
-to my delight, the bikini contest started shortly after and i deleted about 20 pics from my phone so i could take some pictures. (those will be posted at some point tomorrow).
-this is where my memory starts to fade so from here on out just add an "i think" to every segment.
-the bikini contest ends (number #5 was smokin hot) and we head for downtown melbourne
-we hit up every bar.
-i somehow receive one free jeager bomb that is rather large. it tastes like pure awesome so i offer to help a friend finish his.
-i was challenged to swish around Jack Daniels like mouthwash. this went well and im pretty sure this is where i stopped drinking
-we meet some Brazilian swingers. the girl is probably ugly, now that i think about it
-4 out of 7 of us end up back at the house we are staying at in Sebastian.
-i was told that i passed out on the roof of this girls car back at the house (note: not the hood, the roof) and was sprayed with a hose after i was found. the hose apparently didnt wake me up until about 20 seconds of full blast water in the face. then after waking up i apparently ran in the house
the next morning i woke up on a matress with my sisters bf next to me, no homo. then we all went to breakfast and discussed everything that we remember. a good 3/4 of everything you just read was from that conversation. most of it i remember now that someone told it to me but the entire car ride back to the house and everything after i totally do not remember happening. and the best part is... no headache! just felt a tiny bit nautious but that went away as soon as i brushed my teeth.
so yeah... i dont do that often so i thought id share
bikini contest pics are blurry (blackberry + dark lighting) but ill post them up anyways tomorrow after i get a little time to do it. 
he lives in Sebastian, FL so me, my sisters bf, and a friend drive down Friday evening and arrive at "The County Line" which is a bar off of 192 in Melbourne. there is an MMA event happening and our friend that is leaving got free ringside tickets. we got there around 5:30 and it didnt start till 7 so we participated heavily in the 2 for 1 happy hour.
at this point in the story i realize that its going to be long and i need to go to bed. so ill just make bullet points for the major events
-the fighting is awesome. we were literally 6 ft from the ring.
-on one of my many journeys to the bathroom i found myself high fiving a fighter who had just lost. he was puking his guts out into a trash can while i was taking the worlds 2nd longest piss (the "break the seal" one is 1st). thinking back this is pretty gross for obvious reasons.
-after one of my many journeys to the bathroom i find that more friends had showed up and taken my seat. so i sat between a fight judge and one of the referees at their *even more ringside than our seats* table.
-to my delight, the bikini contest started shortly after and i deleted about 20 pics from my phone so i could take some pictures. (those will be posted at some point tomorrow).
-this is where my memory starts to fade so from here on out just add an "i think" to every segment.
-the bikini contest ends (number #5 was smokin hot) and we head for downtown melbourne
-we hit up every bar.
-i somehow receive one free jeager bomb that is rather large. it tastes like pure awesome so i offer to help a friend finish his.
-i was challenged to swish around Jack Daniels like mouthwash. this went well and im pretty sure this is where i stopped drinking
-we meet some Brazilian swingers. the girl is probably ugly, now that i think about it
-4 out of 7 of us end up back at the house we are staying at in Sebastian.
-i was told that i passed out on the roof of this girls car back at the house (note: not the hood, the roof) and was sprayed with a hose after i was found. the hose apparently didnt wake me up until about 20 seconds of full blast water in the face. then after waking up i apparently ran in the house
the next morning i woke up on a matress with my sisters bf next to me, no homo. then we all went to breakfast and discussed everything that we remember. a good 3/4 of everything you just read was from that conversation. most of it i remember now that someone told it to me but the entire car ride back to the house and everything after i totally do not remember happening. and the best part is... no headache! just felt a tiny bit nautious but that went away as soon as i brushed my teeth.
so yeah... i dont do that often so i thought id share
bikini contest pics are blurry (blackberry + dark lighting) but ill post them up anyways tomorrow after i get a little time to do it.
...............................Thank God those days are over 
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i went back and read it and it even made me bored. these kind of nights are always funnier when you're there b/c of the dialogue. and the pics from the bikini contest are a lot blurrier on a computer screen so i wont even bother with those. i hereby deem this thread a failure. let us let it RIP lol
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Cool story as u go out more and get older u realize that this is a every weekend thing for some of us LOL. Yea i have way to many storys like that. But mine are also in other countrys too. Like the best one is i was Drinking in San diego and woke up in mexico thats right, i can't even count the times i have woken up on the side of the road in a bush or some ones house that i have no idea where i am and evey time i do it im always pissed becasue i have no idea where i am and where all my friends went to. But i now call it telaporting becasue i don't remember what happend i just apeared there lol. Hmm good times