Modern version of birds and bees.


This little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born? The father answers "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway.

Your mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had set up a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-up appeared and said: You've got male."

 

That was good.

 

Need sound and might be a little NSFW:
http://www.aozing.com/funny/rake_bush4.swf

 

Why do they call it PMS?

Because Mad Cow was already taken.

Gerry

 

Guy 1: I think my wife is dead.

Guy 2: Why do you think that?

Guy 1: Well, the sex is the same, but the dishes are piling up in the sink.

Gerry

 

So much for livening up the forum.

Gerry

 

Good one Gerry!

 

Funny that only one person has contributed to this forum that has an S2000 LOL.

 

Kinda sad isn't it. Actually I hope you mean to this thread, not forum.

 

I know, I should sell mine.

Then we could have our own forum.