We are in trouble... The population of this country is 300 million.


160 million are retired.


That leaves 140 million to do the work.



There are 85 million in school.



Which leaves 55 million to do the work.




Of this there are 35 million employed by the federal government.



Leaving 15 million to do the work.







2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.


Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.



Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and cityGovernments. And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.




At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.


Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.




Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons




That leaves just two people to do the work




You and me.


And there you are,


Sitting on your ass,



At your computer, reading jokes.



Nice. Real nice

 

 

 

 

 

 

doesn't apply to me, i'm at work reading the joke

 

thats good.....i wonder what the real statistics are.......

can't be that many retired people......that would mean that more than half of america actually saved money for retirement and that definitely is not the case!

 

doesn't apply to me ... i only pay taxes without working


so i've PAID to be here reading jokes and sitting on my arse!