So, Tiger Woods drives his huge BMW into a Petrol Station in
County Cork, on his tour of Ireland.
The attendant at the pump greets him in typical Cork manner,
unaware as to who the golf pro is.
"Top of the mornin' to ya," etc., etc.
Tiger Woods bends down to pick up the pump, and two tees fall out
of his top pocket onto the ground.
"So, what are dey, Son?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees", replies Tiger Woods.
"And what would ya be usin' em for now?" enquires the Cork man.
"Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive" replies Tiger.
"Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph" says the Cork man, "Dem fellas at BMW
tink of everything

 

Hahaahahhahaaa, that's a good one....

 

huh...not that good for 1 star?

 

I just love reading it with that Scottish/Irish (whatever, no offense) accent!

Save the flames. . .

I love everyone. . .IRISH or SCOTTISH!

 

So when will that option hit the S2000? MY2003, 2004?

 

Sorry, it wasn't me that gave it one star..... I didn't give it any...

 

hmm....OK