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From: MoCo
Originally Posted by f1_fanz,Oct 4 2005, 08:07 PM
Ahhh, darn it! That was the one I forgot!!
Cheers,
Diane
P.S. Wash and wax meet? Sounds kinky.
Cheers,
Diane
P.S. Wash and wax meet? Sounds kinky.
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From: The HS that is NoVA
Originally Posted by boughtans2k,Oct 4 2005, 03:09 PM
Heather invited her mother over for dinner. During the meal, her
mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful Heather's roommate
was.
She had long been suspicious of Heather's sexuality and this only
made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two women
interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Heather
and the roommate than met the eye. Reading her mom's thoughts,
Heather volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I
assure you, Suzy and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Suzy came to Heather and said, "Ever since
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful
silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
Heather said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just
to be sure." So she sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not
saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not
saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that
one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."
Several days later, Heather received a letter from her mother
which read: "Dear Daughter, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep
with Suzy, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Suzy.
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she
would have found the gravy ladle by now."
"Love - Mum"
mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful Heather's roommate
was.
She had long been suspicious of Heather's sexuality and this only
made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two women
interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Heather
and the roommate than met the eye. Reading her mom's thoughts,
Heather volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I
assure you, Suzy and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Suzy came to Heather and said, "Ever since
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful
silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
Heather said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just
to be sure." So she sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not
saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not
saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that
one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."
Several days later, Heather received a letter from her mother
which read: "Dear Daughter, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep
with Suzy, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Suzy.
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she
would have found the gravy ladle by now."
"Love - Mum"
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From: Burlington, VT
Q: Why do lesbians like whales so much?
A: Because they have 50 foot tongues and breath out of the top of their heads!
Q: What do you call an Irish lesbian?
A: Gaylick
Q: What does an 80 year old lesbian taste like?
A: Depends
Q: Why can't lesbians go on a diet and wear lipstick at the same time?
A: You can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on your face!
Q: What do you call a 300 pound lesbian?
A: A bush hog
Q: What do you call a 100 pound lesbian?
A: A weedeater
Q: What drives a lesbian up the wall?
A: A crack in the ceiling.
Q: What does it mean when 2 lesbians have sex?
A: It don't mean dick
A: Because they have 50 foot tongues and breath out of the top of their heads!
Q: What do you call an Irish lesbian?
A: Gaylick
Q: What does an 80 year old lesbian taste like?
A: Depends
Q: Why can't lesbians go on a diet and wear lipstick at the same time?
A: You can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on your face!
Q: What do you call a 300 pound lesbian?
A: A bush hog
Q: What do you call a 100 pound lesbian?
A: A weedeater
Q: What drives a lesbian up the wall?
A: A crack in the ceiling.
Q: What does it mean when 2 lesbians have sex?
A: It don't mean dick
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From: Burlington, VT
Originally Posted by f1_fanz,Sep 29 2005, 08:26 AM
What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
A Klondike.
A Klondike.
A: What would ya do oh oh for a Klondike bar?