Lesbian jokes
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Well this isn't a lesbian joke.. but it's funny nonetheless..
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. "But what the heck," he says, "I really want a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the customer, "What's the name of your penis?"
The customer says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink."
The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis. Mine for instance is called 'Nike,' for the slogan, 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his 'Snickers,' because 'It really Satisfies."
The customer looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. The customer asks the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of your penis?"
The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX."
The thirsty customer asks, "Why Timex?"
The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!"
A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella on his right, who is sipping a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you call your penis?"
The man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because 'Quality is Job 1.' " Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford, lately?"
Even more shaken, the customer has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his penis. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my penis is 'Secret.' Now give me my beer."
The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why secret?"
The customer says, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!"
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. "But what the heck," he says, "I really want a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the customer, "What's the name of your penis?"
The customer says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink."
The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your penis. Mine for instance is called 'Nike,' for the slogan, 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his 'Snickers,' because 'It really Satisfies."
The customer looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. The customer asks the man sitting to his left, who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of your penis?"
The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX."
The thirsty customer asks, "Why Timex?"
The fella proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!"
A little shaken, the customer turns to the fella on his right, who is sipping a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you call your penis?"
The man turns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because 'Quality is Job 1.' " Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford, lately?"
Even more shaken, the customer has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his penis. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my penis is 'Secret.' Now give me my beer."
The bartender begins to pour the customer a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why secret?"
The customer says, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!"
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Alright, not a lesbian joke once again, but it's about sex. Same thing. 
(Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
(A.) So men can be open minded.
(Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?
(A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
(Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
(A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
(Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
( A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
(Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
(A.) "Is it in?"
(Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury DoughBoy?
(A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
(Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
(A.) One of his fingers is clean.
(Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
(A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
(Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
(A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks,
you're screwed.
(Q.) Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
(A.) So men can be open minded.
(Q.) What's the speed limit of sex?
(A.) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around.
(Q.) What does a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
(A.) The longer you play with them, the harder they get.
(Q.) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
( A.) You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
(Q.) Three words to ruin a man's ego...
(A.) "Is it in?"
(Q.) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury DoughBoy?
(A.) A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
(Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had sex?
(A.) One of his fingers is clean.
(Q.) What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
(A.) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
(Q.) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common?
(A.) They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks,
you're screwed.
