I took a M Roadster home last night, and I'm still not sure a BMW Z-product is for me. I love the looks of the Coupe, but I still get this uneasy feeling when driving the Roadster - I feel disoriented

I wonder if it has to do with the feeling of being in the back of the car, or the rounded off windshield?

 

[QUOTE=Nandska,Jun 22 2006, 11:55 AM] It's a good thing you have a calculator.

 

Bad cop, no doughnut.

Speaking of edumacation... aren't cops the ones crying cause the testing is too hard to get into the academy?


While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side
lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide." "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked. "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."

 

This was huge in NY in the 90s.

 

If you guys didn't see my post in HAW (since it flies by ridiculously fast), my last day at Legg Mason is Friday 6/30. Then on to Myrtle Beach for 10 days

 

This was huge in NY in the 90s.

 

weird.. I posted those a few mins apart... in reverse order!

 

Good afternoon OG's

 

Both Vlad & SoCal made a thread in one day... odds are good! I'm playing lottery tonight!

 

The world is going to end today. Pigs are flying. Hell hath frozen over. *sigh*