Hit VTEC
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Hit VTEC
This blk Benz 230 Kompressor tails me so close I thought she could lick the back of my neck. So I turn into the long eastbound onramp from Waikele, I hear a loud tire chirp. Getting annoyed I kept it in first and punched it to 9k (boto getting hard), switch to 2nd to red only to see the Benz unable to keep up at 62 mph so I let off. 230 Kompressors are so darn slow, and stupid heavy if I recall. Anyway...
The Benz driver (a girl) does a fly-by, flashes her brake lights to try and egg me on, so I move up slowly to 60mph..., she takes off while I back off. Cop camping at the Pearl City offramp catches her speeding, takes off and pulls her over. I slow down to 45mph and dropped my passenger window and smiled at her as I passed on by. No shame cuz she was OMG.BUS.HIT.HER.FACE.UGLY.WTF.MAN... that's bad considering I'm one f'uglymofo.
I really hope she got a ticket for being ugly. Guys, I don't normally say this kind of stuff about anyone but she really looked like a horse, I can only recall 2 things. First her 2 front teeth was HUGE. Her eyes was messed up too, I didn't know which one to look at. One of them was looking at me, the other was still looking eastbound as I passed the car.
The Benz driver (a girl) does a fly-by, flashes her brake lights to try and egg me on, so I move up slowly to 60mph..., she takes off while I back off. Cop camping at the Pearl City offramp catches her speeding, takes off and pulls her over. I slow down to 45mph and dropped my passenger window and smiled at her as I passed on by. No shame cuz she was OMG.BUS.HIT.HER.FACE.UGLY.WTF.MAN... that's bad considering I'm one f'uglymofo.
I really hope she got a ticket for being ugly. Guys, I don't normally say this kind of stuff about anyone but she really looked like a horse, I can only recall 2 things. First her 2 front teeth was HUGE. Her eyes was messed up too, I didn't know which one to look at. One of them was looking at me, the other was still looking eastbound as I passed the car.
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Five-O loves to camp where I tend to drive so I don't want to chance hitting VTEC (even with duals) it can be loud and might attract the "exhibition of speed" citation. I just save it for the hill climbs like the H2 and stuff.
You don't have to tell me about the "ugly girl" thing, heck I'm the guy version of the "ugly girl" admittingly. Ugly girls do have a place in society though...
Rule #1. Pretty girls make us buy beer.
Rule #2. Ugly girls make us drink beer.
You don't have to tell me about the "ugly girl" thing, heck I'm the guy version of the "ugly girl" admittingly. Ugly girls do have a place in society though...
Rule #1. Pretty girls make us buy beer.
Rule #2. Ugly girls make us drink beer.
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