I dunno, she had normal plates from what I saw but this story gets worse. I was at Mililani Wal-Mart today and saw her there. The next motion I made was an abrupt Tron-style light-cycle 90 degree left turn into the women's panties section hoping my short stature would mask my presence so I strategically tried to use the huge bras as cover as I moved on thru. I was hoping she didn't have any special senses to track the smell of shoyu chicken from me.

It was nuts, from 25 feet away I could see her 2 front teeth like big white refrigerator doors covering her lower lip, then the eyes... 1 looking at shoes, the other multitasking scanning the perimeter. Oahu's getting a little too small for my tastes. Yikes!

 

LOL! I'm rolling over here....

too funny brah

 

Tell that story to someone who believes it. I know you buy your bras and panties at WalMart!

 

dude your stories are too classic!

 

hiding in the pantie section FTW!! getting arrested as a sexual predator in WalMart pantie section FTL

 

omg hahaha this just made my morning...off to work!

BTW...this island IS TOO DAMN SMALL!!!

i wish you no more run-ins with bucktooth lazy eye

 

yup, gotta keep your nose clean. you never know who you'll see or who will see you

i gots me a lazy eye too. when i get tired it looks wherever it wants. LOL

 

Indeed, its not the getting arrested part, or the sexual predator part, or even the panties section part that bothers me!

It's the WalMart part!

Sheesh! If you're going to be a deviant, at least do it at Fredricks or something!

 

hey at least it wasn't the koreamoku WalMart. ever notice how wide the aisles are there? hmm i wonder why...

 

i think this is the chick that called out kevin(does_not_belong) in his Z. of course she couldn't keep up to him going up kipapa gulch.