The Official Rambling Thread
Okay... you guys thought the story about the Mercedes Benz girl was stupid, well here's one more.
Standing in line at Jamba Juice in Waikele, behind 2 hotties. 1 of them steps back and steps on my feet and nearly trips but I caught her. I said "you alright girl" then she turns around and says "yeah, but I not one chick" in a voice deeper than mine. Those of you that know me should know my voice no match my face but this dude was hella pretty, nice eyes and a pretty mouth, was shocking. The other girl said "that's my boyfriend, and yes I know he's pretty". The moke standing behind me even said to the guy "I tot you was one chick too cuz, brah das false advatizing".
That's it people, I'm going back to doing the crocodile dundee check on everybody already, screw this. Either that or they have to pass some kind of law that requires all pretty guys to tattoo a big letter "B" on their forehead to indicate that there's a BOTO under the pants.
Standing in line at Jamba Juice in Waikele, behind 2 hotties. 1 of them steps back and steps on my feet and nearly trips but I caught her. I said "you alright girl" then she turns around and says "yeah, but I not one chick" in a voice deeper than mine. Those of you that know me should know my voice no match my face but this dude was hella pretty, nice eyes and a pretty mouth, was shocking. The other girl said "that's my boyfriend, and yes I know he's pretty". The moke standing behind me even said to the guy "I tot you was one chick too cuz, brah das false advatizing".
That's it people, I'm going back to doing the crocodile dundee check on everybody already, screw this. Either that or they have to pass some kind of law that requires all pretty guys to tattoo a big letter "B" on their forehead to indicate that there's a BOTO under the pants.





you should start filming your daily episodes around the island. i would much rather watch that than some of the garbage on tv nowadays.