[QUOTE=elicit_dreams,Oct 8 2007, 04:32 PM] a bird jumped in front of me while i was driving the white s today.

 

meow i want a kitten

 

You can have either of mine! They are driving me nuts!!

 

hi, my name is taka and i'm retarded.

 

hi, my name is betty and i'm an idiot.

 

Hi my name is Jimmy. I just farted into a ziploc bag and covered my coworker's face with it since he at my pop tarts and is sleeping with his mouth open .

Edit: He just woke up looking like and is cursing me out.

 

reminder to self: NEVER eat jimmy's pop tarts

 

Found a car that's louder than Steve's Mugen monster.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7...earch&plindex=9

 

anti-lag FTW!! my car WAS louder than that!
that must have been in finland somwhere or something them crazy rally drivers!

 

I've heard a misfiring system up close and made the mistake of not showing up with my earplugs. There was a demo in Georgia of an older Evo7 that was used for WRC that was so equipped, you could see flames during each pop of the exhaust when the driver lifted off. The video I linked doesn't mimic the sound very well but if you wanted to duplicate it at home, imagine popping an entire brick of firecrackers in a metal trash can while your head is in the can.