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WTF is up with morning wood?

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Old Sep 18, 2008 | 07:32 PM
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Default WTF is up with morning wood?

I don't know whether to spank, ignore, or have mf gf play ringtoss. Discuss.
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Old Sep 18, 2008 | 07:39 PM
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Morning Wood + GF = Suprise Sex?

Excellent alarm clock.
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Old Sep 18, 2008 | 07:50 PM
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It's a nice head start on the daily shower spank.
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Old Sep 18, 2008 | 08:06 PM
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I'm 42 and my girl is 24 and she still is all "why you poking me in the butt every morning....... can't you just wake up and take a shower?"

answer -- no
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Old Sep 18, 2008 | 10:07 PM
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i just walk around with it tall and proud. eventually the gf will take care of it. u just gotta train them well. Classical conditioning works wonders on this. HEHE
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Old Sep 19, 2008 | 12:24 AM
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Originally Posted by tbonesteak,Sep 18 2008, 10:07 PM
i just walk around with it tall and proud. eventually the gf will take care of it. u just gotta train them well. Classical conditioning works wonders on this. HEHE
I prefer operant conditioning so she'll actually beg for it.
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Old Sep 19, 2008 | 04:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Ted H,Sep 18 2008, 07:39 PM
Morning Wood + GF = Suprise Sex?

Excellent alarm clock.
definately 100% true. Hell I've woken up with my girlfriend 'takin care of it'. I have to say, it is the best way in the world to wake up in the morning.
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Old Sep 19, 2008 | 05:08 AM
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huhu...you said morning wood....

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Old Sep 19, 2008 | 06:31 AM
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Classic 40 year old virgin scene.
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Old Sep 19, 2008 | 06:54 AM
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They don't know why it happens but know it happens once you go in to REM. I think it's just a good excuse to get seconds off of the chick from the night before.
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