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WTF is up with morning wood?

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Old Sep 19, 2008 | 09:41 AM
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Old Sep 19, 2008 | 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted by slackfaster,Sep 18 2008, 08:06 PM
I'm 42 and my girl is 24


my idol!!!
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Old Sep 19, 2008 | 10:43 AM
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Question: How do YOU get rid of the morning wood if you have to pee? Do a handstand?
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Old Sep 19, 2008 | 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted by slackfaster,Sep 18 2008, 11:06 PM
I'm 42 and my girl is 24
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Old Sep 19, 2008 | 11:00 AM
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I hate waking up with the kickstand down.
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Old Sep 19, 2008 | 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Currahee474,Sep 19 2008, 11:00 AM
I hate waking up with the kickstand down.


When I'm about to fall out of bed, keeps me in bed, yet allowing for maximum drainage of any lingering vomitus from the night before.
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Old Sep 19, 2008 | 12:53 PM
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Hopefully I can get my girlfriend to spend the night tonight, to test this theory some of you have.

I will post results tomorrow morning
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Old Sep 19, 2008 | 02:03 PM
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Originally Posted by slackfaster,Sep 18 2008, 08:06 PM
I'm 42 and my girl is 24
Pics or ban!!!!!!!!!

Child molester!
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Old Sep 19, 2008 | 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted by s2000raj,Sep 19 2008, 07:37 AM
It happens because at night your bladder fills up with urine and the mass effect occludes drainage of blood from the penis and causes tumesence of the penis. When you urinate unless the penis is otherwise stimulated the erection will go away.
How does that explain that if I wait for 5 min or so, the wood goes away and I can go pee?
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Old Sep 19, 2008 | 04:39 PM
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Originally Posted by AlX Boi,Sep 19 2008, 04:25 PM
How does that explain that if I wait for 5 min or so, the wood goes away and I can go pee?
Holy crap something is very wrong with you!
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