An elderly man in Alabama had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple, and peach trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned and said "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator." Some old men can still think fast.

 

 

10/10

 

9/10

 

Another oldie but damm still a goodie 9/10

 

An old farmer strolls by his pond one day to find a fetching young girl skinny-dipping. He watches her for a while before she finally notices him. Her clothes having been hung on a tree some 30 feet from the pond, she hunts around for anything to use as a cover, all the while screaming at the farmer to turn his back; the farmer doesn't. She spots an old wash tub at the edge of the pond, swims to it, and holds it in front of herself as she walks out of the water, still screaming at the farmer.

"Do you know what I think?" she screams.

"Yep," replies the farmer.

"What's that?" the girl yells back.

"You think that that wash tub has a bottom in it."

 

Both good!

 

 

11/10