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Old Mar 31, 2006 | 06:18 AM
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The old farmer had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely -- picnic tables, barbecue pit, horseshoe courts, along with some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening, the old guy decided to go down to the pond and look it over. He hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. As he approached, he made the women aware of his presence. At once, they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave." The old man frowned, "I did not come down here to watch you young ladies swim naked, or to make you get out of the pond naked." Holding up the bucket, he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator.

Moral: Old men can still think fast!
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Old Mar 31, 2006 | 06:58 AM
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Nice!
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Old Mar 31, 2006 | 06:59 AM
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Bump.
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Old Mar 31, 2006 | 07:01 AM
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:throwsappleatRB: THINK FAST RB!
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Old Mar 31, 2006 | 08:45 AM
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WHUMP! Right in the stomach!
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Old Mar 31, 2006 | 08:47 AM
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good thing the apple did not hit 8 inches lower.
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Old Mar 31, 2006 | 08:49 AM
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It hurts to think about that one.
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Old Mar 31, 2006 | 09:15 AM
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Mar 31 2006, 09:45 AM
WHUMP! Right in the stomach!
Dint think fast enough

IF you were really good you would have opened yur mouth n caught it in yur teeth
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Old Mar 31, 2006 | 09:16 AM
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After all the money my parents spent on orthodontics, not a chance.
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Old Mar 31, 2006 | 09:23 AM
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Mar 31 2006, 10:16 AM
After all the money my parents spent on orthodontics, not a chance.
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