Age over Youth

An old Florida farmer had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back acres fixed up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe rink, basketball court, etc. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for quite some time, and look it over.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence, and they all went to the deep end of the pond. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave."

The old farmer replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim or to make you get out of the pond naked. I only came down here to feed my alligator."

Moral: Old age and treachery will triumph over youth and skill every time.

 

Good one. I gotta remember this for when I get old and the young ladies don't want me watching them naked anymore...

 

HAHA

 

good one old man!

 

Nice...I would have just hopped in...

 

Oh man, thats gold. So tell me something, how does a youngin become treacherous??

 

The old man needs scuba gear!!!

 

But what about the alligator







Im still cracking up, dirty old man.

 

that story is golden.