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Old Jul 15, 2010 | 06:54 PM
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So tonight I was in a foul mood due to my old boss returning today after two months of working at another location to her position of biggest C*** faced mother F****in douche baggery queen of Norfolk. So I decided to go for a drive. I found myself at the new mall in Hampton. As I returned to my car I was relieved with the purchase of new clothes and looking at scantally clad women at the H&M and Express stores. I jump in my bitchin whip, and start my journey towards the aural pleasure that is the Hampton Roads Bridge Tunnel. Whoops. I mean, I sit in traffic for two hours to make a twenty minute drive. Ha, my mistake. Now mind you, it was just released that the state of Virginia has a surplus of $220 million dollars this fiscal year. And yet, we cant seem to figure out how to complete a road project in under a month. WHAT THE F***?!?!?! I am so tired of the traffic here, the roads here, and the ignorant ass drivers here. Not to mention I had two saturns, a cobalt, a stock DC2 teg, and a lancer (non-evolution) try to race me in pretty much bumper to bumper traffic. Are these people retarded? Well there ya go. Sorry about my language if it offends. But we need to look towards our congressmen and start voting on those who have a car in transporation and not on getting more white people to come to the beach.
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Old Jul 15, 2010 | 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Skatethesea,Jul 15 2010, 09:54 PM
But we need to look towards our congressmen and start voting on those who have a car in transporation and not on getting more white people to come to the beach.
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Old Jul 15, 2010 | 07:25 PM
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What puzzles me is how the **** do you repave the Hov lanes but not the main 64 stretch?
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Old Jul 15, 2010 | 07:41 PM
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up here in NoVA/Tysons Corner they pave/finish the friggen sidewalks before the pothole-ridden road right next to it.... The thing is that I've never seen ANYONE walking on the sidewalk.... meanwhile I'm rattling my teeth on the shitty-ass roads :facepalm:
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Old Jul 15, 2010 | 07:45 PM
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Florida has road construction going on 24/7 365. But they start at the top and work their way down. And the traffic patterns are logical and traffic isnt even an issue. I dont know how much they spend, but I do know that Virginia is only going to drop less than 10% of the surpluss on DOT.
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Old Jul 15, 2010 | 07:59 PM
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NoVA = traffic.
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Old Jul 15, 2010 | 08:13 PM
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NoVA = traffic wherever it wants during whatever time it wants
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Old Jul 16, 2010 | 04:12 AM
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Mel Gibson is that you?
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Old Jul 16, 2010 | 04:20 AM
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You guys need to visit New Orleans. Now they have some horrible roads and bad drivers. Not to mention nobody has insurance because there cars are all to junky to care about .
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Old Jul 16, 2010 | 04:28 AM
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I used to live in NOVA. It took me 45 minutes to travel 5.2 miles which was my commute to work and rowing in first and second is no fun. I thought when I moved down here it would be much better, that the traffic would be less, the drivers would be more sensible...well apprently not. There just as shitty down here as they are up in there but just more of an asshole down here. I don't know.

Joe, I totally agree with the whole racing thing. Like really ****face, is downshifting on me give you a hard on? Please go off yourself. I hate it. Its like just because I drive a S doesn't mean I want to race. Grow the **** up. And no I'm not old, I'm 23.
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