S2K-Phil

You know the sort of thing. You come across something in your boot that you have never seen before and don't know how it got there. Well, I found this, so need help in working out what it is for. Is this some type of tyre remover?


Do I need to tell my insurance company?

What have you found in your boot?

andy2000

It's a mediaeval torture device Phil. Use for rectal confessions. I had 2 in my secret compartment once.

S2K-Phil

I think to have 2 in your secret compartment might have been quite a tight squeeze.

Mortlach

Perhaps you could use it as an exotic shoe horn if it's already in your boot.

Fatbloke

I had a stone in my boot. I could hardly walk.

S2K-Phil

Came across these in my boot at the weekend. The wife wasn't too happy about the stains.

S2K-Phil

Did it make you limp?

Fatbloke

For a while, but I shook it until it felt better.

Fatbloke

I don't suppose Operation Yew Tree were too impressed either?

mikefifth

For legal reasons I am unable to comment on what has, hasn't, and will be in my boot.