minvo

I though I'd post up to say that I'm not going to Skegness this year on holiday.

Anyone else not going anywhere terrible this year?

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Fatbloke

I'm not going on a trip of a lifetime, touring the world and staying in the most beautiful and exotic locations along the way.

It's an all inclusive non-package.

mikefifth

The only non-holiday I am going on this year is a trip to Wales with a bunch of c@#ts.

Can't afford holidays with my extravagant life styles and drug habits. Weed doesn't grow on trees you know.

CHIPPO

i am not having a staycation this year

Fatbloke

Me too. Bet the c*^t$ I'm going with are worse though. One if them bums horses FFS!

andy2000

are you lot having a sneaky love in with the sheep dirty buggers the lot of you.

I'm going on a round the world trip in a private jet with the Pussycat Dolls. I expect I'll contract some serious STD and end up in a prison in Latin America that doesn't meet even the basic human rights. But at least I won't be in the office.

Fatbloke

It's supposed to be a driving trip but Mike's constant references to 'Sheep Ass-fest 2015' do suggest he has other plans.

I feel we may need a 'Today Mikefifth Bummed' thread........

andy2000

I feel your pain Ian.
I'm off with a load of reporobates from here in a few weeks myself. Why do we do it eh !
at least you get sheep, where we're going there are bulls

mikefifth

Bulls Ian, not balls.

S2K-Phil

If I remember my A level English correctly, I think you'll find the correct collective noun is a 'snatch' of c@#ts......or was that beavers