Fatbloke

Hot on the heels of the roaring limited success of the Not Spotted thread, I thought I'd start another one for those of us who haven't bought anything noteworthy recently. It's not fair that we can't join in the "today I bought" type threads after all.

Maybe times are tight, maybe you just didn't want anything, changed your mind, or maybe you've spunked all your cash (and spunk) on prossies like Mikefifth has, but one way or another, there's something you haven't bought that you'd like to tell us about?

It could be a new car, probably an M3 that you didn't buy, and probably didn't even look at, but it might just be a sandwich you chose not to have at lunch time because, as per bloody usual, they filled it with mayonnaise or some other jizz-like dressing. I hate mayo, I mean I really hate mayo.

Whatever, photos of what you haven't got are very welcome, and needless to say, 'avant-garde' submissions are most welcome.

I'll go first; here's my hot chocolate. All the drinks vending at work is free, so I didn't have to buy it.

mikefifth

I will have you know that I provide a legit service, money exchanges hand for a good services. I like to think of it as a bonus scheme for the "stay at home" mums, they get money and a good meal

Today I nearly bought myself a slave, then i remembered its illegal to own humans these days.

Lunchtime i nearly bought a some petrol,but my tank was full, so didnt.

Fatbloke

Ah, Michael, the joys of a liquid lunch eh?

Anyway, slave ownership is illegal you say? Does that include anyone, just as a for instance of course, that might be imprisoned in a homemade sex dungeon? I mean, surely I get to keep the kids, right?

mikefifth

Fatbloke

Ah, Joey. Friends could have been such a different show. Maybe not as funny, but definitely more interesting plot twists.

mikefifth

To be fair, i would lock Jennifer Aniston in my sex dungeon.

Fatbloke

Only if you can get her out of mine first.

S2K-Phil

get her out of your what?

Fatbloke

Well, if you want me to be specific, manacles, Philip.

mikefifth

Sod you guys and your political correctness.

I would have my dick burried so far inside her that whoever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur.