Legal Bill's Dating Advice
#12
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Originally Posted by daktruckie99,Jun 5 2008, 09:50 PM
If I didn't have such a high tolerance I could save money on attractive women.
Bill, I applaud your efforts at creating this formula.
Bill, I applaud your efforts at creating this formula.
#13
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Originally Posted by Bass,Jun 6 2008, 05:19 AM
nope... what's the plan!!!
The trouble is, she will come with Ryan. But he's young and easily distracted by cars and car parts. Get Erick to spread out all his turbo parts in the garage. Ryan will go running in to talk about turbos and such. This will be your opportunity to talk up Becky. Tell her how much you admire her, ummmm, Aztec, yeah, her Aztec. Ask her if she will take you for a ride in it. Have her drive you to your house and then say, oh, let's stop here and get some supplys for the party before we go back.
Now, what you do once inside is up to you. That's where the federal statutes come into play. I have to advise you against committing any crimes, so here are some basic guidelines. If you can get her to stay voluntarily, no violation. If you have to do stuff to make her stay when she really wants to leave; violation! I know it might be more work, but I'd go with voluntary.
Good luck.
#15
Originally Posted by zzziippyyy,Jun 5 2008, 02:38 PM
why is my plus 1 more beautiful today than when i married her?
does that 'vitamin' she gives you every day, have a label of either xanax or cialis?
#16
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Originally Posted by boltonblue,Jun 7 2008, 11:34 AM
Dave,
does that 'vitamin' she gives you every day, have a label of either xanax or cialis?
does that 'vitamin' she gives you every day, have a label of either xanax or cialis?
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Originally Posted by Legal Bill,Jun 6 2008, 11:56 AM
Tell her how much you admire her, ummmm, Aztec, yeah, her Aztec.
She already knows wayyyyy too much about you so no undercover scheme will work.
You may have to drug her and attempt to subdue me. I'll warn you ahead of time - i'm a scappy little guy and armed...