Are we going to start publicizing this? It might increase NE signups

 

I believe this should be advertised. Nor'Easter: Now with more naked women!

 

Hey whatever it takes to increase participation

 

Yeah, I can offer it in conjunction with my Battleship tour

 

Note to self: Do NOT signup for Jeff's group drive!

 

This is giving me a great idea:

The official Noreaster NAVY tour!!!

Day will start with a drive over to the historic Battleship cove for a tour on the USS Massachusetts and the USS Kennedy.

After that, the "shore leave" portion will begin.

First, a ride over to a local tattoo parlor for a Navy tattoo. Pin-up style women, battleships on the chest or anchors will be tatted on all who participate. No sailor worth his salt goes without a Navy tattoo!!

Then, off to a local strip club, proudly displaying our freshly bandaged and still shiney new tattoos with rolled up sleeves.

Finally, we will slide over to a favorite bar and all get $h1t faced like real sailors. We will drink till we puke, lose all our money and be carried back to the ship (or hotel as it were in this case )

The next day. we will all wake up with a venarial disease of unknown origins and go to work at 6am, not missing a beat.


There, how does my "day in the life of a real sailor" tour sound?

 

We cant forget to cause trouble at the local bar.

Hit on EVERY woman who walks in with a P & P.

and

Find the young women in the area and convince them to marry us.

 

I'm in if we can wedge a strip club into the agenda!

 

YOU UNDERSTAND!!!!!!



You are officially appointed to the Official Navy tour committee.

 

Yup. Forgot that part. What was I thinking