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I somehow feel robbed of my innocence...

 

I had a straight face on till about 1/2 way though............then just lost it!

 

 

I have absolutely no reply for this...

 

very intriguing study Dr. Fartypants

 

I can only add this:

A gastroenterologist/proctologist claims that these are actual comments
made by his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies:
1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone
before."
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Oh boy, that was sphincterrific!"
5. "Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not,
in fact, up there?"
6. "You know, in some states, we're now legally married."
7. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
8. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the
Hokey Pokey...."
9. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
10."If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"
11. "Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
12. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

 

"Next time, would you mind buying me dinner first?"

 

I haven't laughed like that in a while! I also did a search, and came up with this:

http://www.fartypants.com

 

Yeah, occasionaly I ride with a partner. He doesn't like me too much by the end of the nite. LOL