Dmitri, I hit a squirrel recently. Never happened before. I was like OH-OH, what did I do? Not much you can do about it.

I don't want to say it's "only a squirrel", but it is only a squirrel, I doubt it was anyone's pet.

 

OMG, both of my pet squirrels are missing!!

 

Sorry, but you can get a couple more. They are all over the place. FREE!

 

thats what happens to yellow S owners

 

hey bruce I'm close come take the ones from my yard.
I know we won't miss em.

 

WHAT THE F...
Friends drop me off just now after a night out. I find a letter sitting on my car from my crazy neighbor. She really is a weirdo, she complains about the weirdest things ever.... we had some issues with her from the past... But here is what she wrote to me..

"Dmitriy-

You killed a squirrel today. You ran him over when you careened down the driveway. He suffered horribly and it was very upsetting to witness. My cat Cakie is up and down the drive way several times a day. My arid and anger would be beyond words if some thing happened to him. The suffering and death of any creature is a terrible thing especially when avoidable as in this case. She underlines... In the future please do not exceed a snails pace when living the drive way. I will not tolerate a repetitive of this incident.

- Crazy Neigbor"

I have no idea wtf shes talking about because you can't go above 2mph it's too narrow and I even stopped. This brought back memories of the YouTube video "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!" when I read first 2 sentences. Don't ask why. It just did.

I feel like replying with my note and putting it on her door....

"You are insane"

 

Tell her you were so upset about the squirrel that you took it to the vet for an autopsy.....then say that it wasn't blunt force trauma...but in fact a seizure from a toxic infection caused by a cat bite. Underline "Cat bite".

Then go on to tell her that if she really believes what she says about preventing death of creatures, her cat should NEVER be let out.

 

LOL woow I am still in shock from that weird letter. I just might write some thing back. But don't wanna cross the line.

 

I hope it wasn't this one!

http://www.maniacworld.com/squirrel-...le-course.html
Levi

 

I'd just move the heck out of Cambridge ASAP. Once you are known as a squirrel killer, it's all over.