Kids are the devil.... One hell of a Friday...
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You should get a couple of realistic looking fake animals. Not stuffies,but real looking ones. Flatten them out with the tires and put some ketchup on them, drooling out of it's mouth. Leave it in you driveway where you KNOW she will see it.
Do that a couple times to get her all worked up. Try a different species every day. Cat, then small dog... skunk... maybe you can graduate up to a full sized deer
Do that a couple times to get her all worked up. Try a different species every day. Cat, then small dog... skunk... maybe you can graduate up to a full sized deer
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Originally Posted by sireousrex,Apr 19 2008, 08:13 AM
You should get a couple of realistic looking fake animals. Not stuffies,but real looking ones. Flatten them out with the tires and put some ketchup on them, drooling out of it's mouth. Leave it in you driveway where you KNOW she will see it.
Do that a couple times to get her all worked up. Try a different species every day. Cat, then small dog... skunk... maybe you can graduate up to a full sized deer
Do that a couple times to get her all worked up. Try a different species every day. Cat, then small dog... skunk... maybe you can graduate up to a full sized deer
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Originally Posted by Headchef,Apr 19 2008, 10:22 AM
Write her back that-of course you didn't mean to kill the squirrel like that-you were actually aiming for the body! The heads make the tastiest stew! 
