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FUnny story about that.....
When I was 12 or so.....my wise cracking friend called me that all summer. I didn;t know what it was or meant....and one day he calls me a dildo infront of my dad.
My Dad "Eric, do you know was that is?"
Eric "nope."
Dad "it is an artificial pen!s"
Eric "oh!"
Eric "Jeff, you ARE a dildo"
Speaking of my childhood chum.....this kid was classic for quotes....
Eric's MOM: "help your father with the tennis court" (they had a awesome clay court in their back yard)
Eric: "No!"
Mom: "you're a son of a bitch!"
Eric: <thoughful pause> "yup!"
Mom, Eric, ME: LOL
When I was 12 or so.....my wise cracking friend called me that all summer. I didn;t know what it was or meant....and one day he calls me a dildo infront of my dad.
My Dad "Eric, do you know was that is?"
Eric "nope."
Dad "it is an artificial pen!s"
Eric "oh!"
Eric "Jeff, you ARE a dildo"
Speaking of my childhood chum.....this kid was classic for quotes....
Eric's MOM: "help your father with the tennis court" (they had a awesome clay court in their back yard)
Eric: "No!"
Mom: "you're a son of a bitch!"
Eric: <thoughful pause> "yup!"
Mom, Eric, ME: LOL




