s2000 joke
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A woman walks into a Honda dealership. She browses around, then spots the car of her dreams, a yellow S2000 and she walks over to inspect it.
As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a small fart escapes her.
Extremely embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
But, as she turns back, there standing next to her, is a salesman; "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" He answers; "Madame, I'm afraid I can't say.... If you farted just touching it......you're going to shit when you hear the price."
A woman walks into a Honda dealership. She browses around, then spots the car of her dreams, a yellow S2000 and she walks over to inspect it.
As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a small fart escapes her.
Extremely embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
But, as she turns back, there standing next to her, is a salesman; "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?" He answers; "Madame, I'm afraid I can't say.... If you farted just touching it......you're going to shit when you hear the price."
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