So
Santa Clause himself... Lou said dear Santa I've been good this year so why do you mock me by always keeping my S in the shop when it's so nice out... and Santa's reply was.....


Originally Posted by Legal Bill,Sep 11 2004, 01:05 AM
"Hey, let go hunt down Lainey's cookie snatching beaver" (that sounds wrong!)....


(while still in mid air) he presses the Auto-Pilot button and calls Bass to ask if he can used the Porter Cable. Thomas explains that a small mosquito hit the bumper so Thomas thinks it's a good idea to clay the whole car, then dual action cleaner polish, then klasse aio, then Klasse glaze and then top with carnuba...
Then Thomas remembers watching those old Dukes of Hazard shows where the General Lee would jump all those bridges while still day dreaming Thomas suddenly realized his car will come in for a landing. He sees the landing crew holding the "ok to land flashlights" so Thomas pulls back on the throttle, extends the wing flaps and pulls his seat back to it
Then Thomas remembers watching those old Dukes of Hazard shows where the General Lee would jump all those bridges while still day dreaming Thomas suddenly realized his car will come in for a landing. He sees the landing crew holding the "ok to land flashlights" so Thomas pulls back on the throttle, extends the wing flaps and pulls his seat back to it





at Bill's "contribution" it sure did sound "wrong."



the right shop would have...