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that darn Seagull came by again and took another large dump... but this time it didn't land on his passenger seat... it landed on his head! 
With quick thinking of which detailer product to use now... the approach landing was getting closer and closer, but just before impact...
With quick thinking of which detailer product to use now... the approach landing was getting closer and closer, but just before impact...
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Morpheus, so thomas starts talking to Morpheus
Morpheus: Unfortunately, no one can be told what the S2000 is. You have to see it for yourself.
Thomas: How?
Morpheus: Hold out your hands.
In Thomas's right hand, Morpheus drops a red pill.
Morpheus: This is your last chance. After this, there is no going back.
In his left, a blue pill.
Morpheus: You take the blue pill and the story ends. You wake in your bed and you believe whatever you want to believe.
The pills in his open hands are reflected in the glasses.
Morpheus: You take the red pill and you stay in the dealership and I show you how fast the S2000 can go.
Thomas feels the smooth skin of the capsules, with the moisture growing in his palms.
Morpheus: Remember that all I am offering is the truth. Nothing more.
Thomas opens his mouth and swallows the red pill.
Morpheus: Follow me
Morpheus: Unfortunately, no one can be told what the S2000 is. You have to see it for yourself.
Thomas: How?
Morpheus: Hold out your hands.
In Thomas's right hand, Morpheus drops a red pill.
Morpheus: This is your last chance. After this, there is no going back.
In his left, a blue pill.
Morpheus: You take the blue pill and the story ends. You wake in your bed and you believe whatever you want to believe.
The pills in his open hands are reflected in the glasses.
Morpheus: You take the red pill and you stay in the dealership and I show you how fast the S2000 can go.
Thomas feels the smooth skin of the capsules, with the moisture growing in his palms.
Morpheus: Remember that all I am offering is the truth. Nothing more.
Thomas opens his mouth and swallows the red pill.
Morpheus: Follow me
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From: Smalltown
Wakes up and realizes that the whole Route 17 "incident" was just a very bad dream. He hurries out to his garage,to check on the "S" and his "baby" still needs some body work done, and a little MEGUIRE'S afterward, but now he's wondering what really did happen???.
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OR.... WAS IT REALLY A BAD DREAM?!?!?
As Thomas wipes his forehead... he notices some white gunk on his hand... could it be from those pesky seagulls?!? Just then he reaches into his front pocket to find a tissue... but instead finds...
As Thomas wipes his forehead... he notices some white gunk on his hand... could it be from those pesky seagulls?!? Just then he reaches into his front pocket to find a tissue... but instead finds...
