Bass

so i posted an ad online and got a few responses

no pictures yet though

in my mind i am hoping she looks like







but i scared she'll look like this



no big deal because i sent her this picture of me





wish me luck!!

Lainey

Good luck, Steve.

My niece met her husband on line. I've heard of a couple "local" folks finding romance that way too.

Somehow though, it does not seem as much fun as finding your soul mate in a bar, as I did.

Bass

I agree but by law i am not allowed with-in 100 yards of a bar room anymore

Lainey

Well, I'm not talking a divey bar room. You have to have some standards.

Well if not a barroom, what about the steak dive? Hang around there long enough, and you may find your soul mate having dinner. You'll know she's the one for you as she won't be ordering the small steak with a salad.

Bass

i don't know if i want a woman who can order / eat the "big" steak

S@Heart

After a few drinks the great dane might look like the bathing beauty - you never know! Hey what's the difference - you won't remember her name anyways!

Bass

she works for some mutual fund company - I think her name is brooke or brandy or something -

S@Heart

Here we go again Lainey!!! Perhaps before he actually goes out on a date with this chick we can convince him to write her name on his hand or something so he doesn't blow it right off the bat.

Lainey

Steve,

I've got plenty of the "hello my name is" tags left from our drive.

I can mail you some in time for your first date.

Legal Bill

Steve, just ask her some casual questions:

What year did you graduate high school?

Can you still fit into your cheerleaders uniform?

Were you the homecoming queen?

What year were you in Playboy?

That kind of thing. You'll figure it out.