The Thomas Show
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From: So. Ct.
Originally Posted by Bass,May 28 2005, 05:40 AM
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Thomas says " I can't go to the dinner / drivein because i had my windshield replaced"??
Steve "
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What did they replace your windshield with?? window shades, sheet metal?? stainless steel?? - something that you can't see though???
i don't get it????
Dude when Sletvana tells you can't go out with the gang, just say so!! you realy don't know how to make up good excuses
Steve "
"What did they replace your windshield with?? window shades, sheet metal?? stainless steel?? - something that you can't see though???
i don't get it????
Dude when Sletvana tells you can't go out with the gang, just say so!! you realy don't know how to make up good excuses
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No driving long distance when the glue was not completely cured.
I was not gonna see my first movie there in a passat. BTW, I was dead tired on Sat, if you know what I mean
I meant driving around all day in my S.
Steve, I am da man in the house, I do what I wanna do! Ain't no body is gonna hold me down, oh no, we've got to keep on moving........
Geeze, I swear I heard of this somewhere before
I was not gonna see my first movie there in a passat. BTW, I was dead tired on Sat, if you know what I mean
I meant driving around all day in my S.
Steve, I am da man in the house, I do what I wanna do! Ain't no body is gonna hold me down, oh no, we've got to keep on moving........
Geeze, I swear I heard of this somewhere before
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So many to choose from, so little bandwidth...
How's this one:
SamaritanBen was going to help Thomas install his front lip... only to learn Thomas had no jack or jackstand (
#1). Went to pick them up from Thomas' parents' place. SamaritanBen drove b/c he knew better than to put his live in Thomas' hands. SamaritanBen put his super-duper camera w/ its soft case in the trunk to make room on the passenger seat for Thomas. Upon arrival, Thomas load the jack stands around the soft camera case, then pile the 40lb. jack right on top of the soft camera case w/ its zip still open and the super-duper camera exposed. Thomas thought this would nicely cushion his jack for the ride. ( #-fockin-2)
When they retuned to Thomas', SamaritanBen started to unload the stuff and found what Thomas did. He picked up the wrench from the S2000's tool kit, raised it above his head and started walking stealthily toward Thomas, whom at the time had his back turned and on one knee
How's this one:
SamaritanBen was going to help Thomas install his front lip... only to learn Thomas had no jack or jackstand (
#1). Went to pick them up from Thomas' parents' place. SamaritanBen drove b/c he knew better than to put his live in Thomas' hands. SamaritanBen put his super-duper camera w/ its soft case in the trunk to make room on the passenger seat for Thomas. Upon arrival, Thomas load the jack stands around the soft camera case, then pile the 40lb. jack right on top of the soft camera case w/ its zip still open and the super-duper camera exposed. Thomas thought this would nicely cushion his jack for the ride. ( #-fockin-2)When they retuned to Thomas', SamaritanBen started to unload the stuff and found what Thomas did. He picked up the wrench from the S2000's tool kit, raised it above his head and started walking stealthily toward Thomas, whom at the time had his back turned and on one knee
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OMFG THAT WAS FUNNY!!!! 
SamaritanBen
PsychoBen
for not follwing though - 
no judge in the world would ever convict PsychoBen - we'd simply submit Thomas' posts as evidence
Ben there is a tear in my eye from laughing so hard!!!
YOU ROCK!!
SamaritanBen
PsychoBen
for not follwing though - no judge in the world would ever convict PsychoBen - we'd simply submit Thomas' posts as evidence
Ben there is a tear in my eye from laughing so hard!!!
YOU ROCK!!
