CarbonS2000

So i stopped into 7-11 to pick up something to eat at lunch. Its a nice day...so TOP DOWN! Anyway, while im online ready to pat 3 or 4 guys come in histerical laughing making a mess. 1 guy was like whos the guy that's inlove with there honda. Since im the only honda in the lot i said that my car whats the matter. He looked at me and says,

"dude...I love my honda, Thats got to be the corniest ****in' gayest thing ive ever seen".

I replied "what do you drive."

He said "a work van." and goes on to tell me how retarted I am for having that on my car. I told him its a Honda gimmick and to leave well enough alone....Why do people suck? he cant just look and keep shit to himself but he's gotta raise a commotion in 7-11 while people grab lunch and shit. I wish I was a little quicker with the one liners, But im not that witty i guess lol


BTW i have a I <3 my honda decal on the windscreen between the seats. (cant see it too well in the pic)

TriaXenginE

you should've been like "I your dirty wife. But that wouldn't have fit."

147mphAllDay

well I guess a "I love my work van" sticker would just make you look like more of a loser then you are just driving your work van. A pee on like you wouldn't understand but if you can ever afford a nice car that you're proud to drive then you will. I'd rather be lame and proud then broke and ashamed.

147mphAllDay

do you feel better about yourself because you cracked a joke on someone who's more successful and obviously doing better in life then you? I say obvious because you're stupid coments make it apparent that you're jelous that I have a MUCH nicer car then you. oh wait, if that's a work van then it's probably your bosses and I bet you don't even have a car of your own. HAHA (that laugh needs to be done right in the face of your advisary) and then you say, "that was me laughing in your face."

147mphAllDay

next time try one of those

NYCS2

It is kinda gay ain't it?




But to each his own...

TriaXenginE

It's more like a gag than anything else. It's meant to be funny, but people take it literally.

If it was a I my Lambo sticker no one would complain. Aside from the fact that the Lambo owner is a cocky prick.

But to see it on a Honda somewhat confuses people.

S2kMarkus

Replace 'wife' with 'mom' and you got it!

If it were me, when he said how corny and gay that is, id say to him, im not the one walking in with 4 guys.

plankfarm

Sam, & Allen, you gotta give lessons...
you're absolutely hysterical and quick with the comebacks.

PS. I love my honda too...and if someone said that to me,
I would have looked him straight in the eyes and said, confidently:
"Damn straight I love my honda...Driving my car feels like the feeling you have when you are having great sex...you know, when every thing is in snyc and your partner is really hot?...
what's driving your work van feel like?"

S2kMarkus

Probably having sex with a fat slob! hahahahaha!

...oh man, i could keep going here.