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Old 06-26-2009, 05:24 AM
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Remember in high school if someone died then all of a sudden everyone was their best friend even the people that hated them? The same thing is going on with MJ. If you asked ANYONE on wednesday what the thought of michael jackson they would tell you that he's a child molesting weirdo, once he died everyone is soooooooooooooooo heart broken. I don't wish death on anyone (even my worst enemy or the ass holes that steel s2k seats) however, death doesn't change who you were in life. It doesn't change the way I feel about someone either.

When I die, do me a favor, if you didn't like me alive then keep on disliking me.
Old 06-26-2009, 05:26 AM
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What do MJ and Kmart have in common?































They both have boys shorts half off.

all of a sudden 12 hours ago I started getting a lot of shit for telling that joke
Old 06-26-2009, 05:28 AM
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[QUOTE=s2knauer,Jun 25 2009, 09:14 PM]
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There's a whole generation of little boys who will sleep better at night now.
Old 06-26-2009, 06:31 AM
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Michael Jackson died yesterday of food poisoning...he ate 10 year old nuts

McDonalds is coming out with a burger in Michael Jackson's honor....It's 50 year old meat in between 8 year old buns.

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When Farrah Fawcett arrived at heaven and god granted her 1 wish. She wished for all the children on earth to be safe. So god killed Michael Jackson.

And for the record I never liked him
Old 06-26-2009, 08:40 AM
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Originally Posted by GPMike,Jun 25 2009, 10:07 PM
Kids in a 500 mile radius are now safer than they were before.
Due to the fact that Micheal Jackson is 99% plastic, he will be melted down into lego blocks so little kids can play with him for a change.
Old 06-26-2009, 09:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Szandals,Jun 26 2009, 10:58 AM
When Farrah Fawcett arrived at heaven and god granted her 1 wish. She wished for all the children on earth to be safe. So god killed Michael Jackson.

And for the record I never liked him
that's the best one yet
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someone needs to post the Tiumph the insult comic dog at MJ trial vid. Im too much of a noob to imbed a video
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I love how i started getting texts of jokes about him around 2 hours after his death.

Insensitive people FTW!


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