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Old 05-20-2008, 02:15 PM
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Originally Posted by the dumontster,May 20 2008, 04:56 PM
it looks like egg white with a bubble in the middle. let's say you chewed a piece of bubblicious, blew a bubble the size of a golf ball, then took the piece out of your mouth and stuck it to the car -- except this is white.

that bird has 2 options....classic breaded or extra crispy. i am going to work on stringing the owl up at the top of the telephone pole.
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Old 05-20-2008, 02:19 PM
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love the pun in the title! Good luck with your feathery friend! Have you actually seen where the bird hangs out? is their poop around the car, or just on it? Is it sitting on your car?
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kinda cool but this thing might bring more attention to the car though? there are stupid haters out there
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i am getting the V tuned on saturday, so sunday and monday are open season! i am locked and loaded, but bring an arsenal and a gilli suit. you are more than welcome to stakeout.

Have you actually seen where the bird hangs out? is their poop around the car, or just on it? Is it sitting on your car?
i haven't found any around the car, just on it. I haven't seen the bird first hand, but the poo is pretty unique, so i am assuming it is the same bird. Plus it is always one on the roof, one on the trunk, like clockwork. 4 days now. there is slight tree cover and that has to be the spot. there is no way this bird is doing fly bys and hitting the mark everytime. i could park on the other side of the street, but it's about principle now.

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that's why i have owls...
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doo doo pic added.

Norm i need your expert opinion....region, likes, dislikes, feed on, predators are...rifle, scope, saw'd off, buckshot....
Old 05-21-2008, 06:09 AM
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Originally Posted by the dumontster,May 21 2008, 10:05 AM
doo doo pic added.

dear lord, Mike...they look like rotten eggs!

What have you got up there? a prehistoric flying creature?
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o man. im loling so hard right now.



the WHOOOOO in whos my bitch. i just realized that was meant for the owl. NICE
Old 05-21-2008, 06:18 AM
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Originally Posted by the dumontster,May 21 2008, 09:05 AM
doo doo pic added.

Norm i need your expert opinion....region, likes, dislikes, feed on, predators are...
Dude, that's supposed to be bird poop? Looks like someone threw eggs at your car. Yuk. I'd get the air gun out and shoot them birds.
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dear lord, Mike...they look like rotten eggs!
What have you got up there? a prehistoric flying creature?
can you lend me a piece and some buck shot?

Dude, that's supposed to be bird poop? Looks like someone threw eggs at your car. Yuk. I'd get the air gun out and shoot them birds.
every morning, 4-5 days in a row now, no matter where i park, roof and trunk, same dookie, i am losing my mind. it's like a molten marshmallow.

the poo party goes down between 745am and 830am, then 630pm til sundown. my neighbors are going away this weekend, so i have to suck it up until sunday morning when i can stake out the lawn in my big bird costume, locked and loaded. i hate to use the V as bait...but it's the only way.
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the real problem....



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