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05-11-2015, 06:55 AM
#105
Mark - you find some great gifs
05-19-2015, 11:21 AM
#109
Thread Starter
Local Chattanooga Craigslist
suicide assist machine - $150
1999 Satans crotch grinder odometer: 999988889999 paint color : custom fuel : gas transmission : automatic
condition: WTF
Death Trap for sale. No idea what year or cc. I don't know who makes it but it's obvious intent is population control.
It has a Mitsubishi engine with performance upgrades in the form of an STP sticker ( I assume it stands for Start Then Pray), an exposed and rattling primary chain, a place to put your feet(it's too sketchy a setup to call them "foot pegs") and brakes that do in fact, although only marginally, reduce the terminal velocity of this contraption. It goes plenty fast enough to bust your melon open if your not a wussy who needs a helmet and as a uber-bonus, it comes with a dope-ass, gnarly and brand new rear tire that you can mount yourself. Although the completely slick original is perfect for the fun that comes from the unexpected experience of "OH MY GOD I'M SUDDENLY SIDEWAYS!!!!"
I will not knowingly sell this to a minor or anyone whose intention is to let a kid ride it. It is the thing you use to find the weakest link in your drunken fraternity. I'm selling it for $150 non-negotiable, you either want it at that price or you don't have any hair on your balls. Somebody come save me from this thing. Every day it's here, the urge to hand my wife the beer I'm drinking and pronounce "Hey Y'all Watch THIS!!" grows stronger....
suicide assist machine - $150
1999 Satans crotch grinder odometer: 999988889999 paint color : custom fuel : gas transmission : automatic
condition: WTF
Death Trap for sale. No idea what year or cc. I don't know who makes it but it's obvious intent is population control.
It has a Mitsubishi engine with performance upgrades in the form of an STP sticker ( I assume it stands for Start Then Pray), an exposed and rattling primary chain, a place to put your feet(it's too sketchy a setup to call them "foot pegs") and brakes that do in fact, although only marginally, reduce the terminal velocity of this contraption. It goes plenty fast enough to bust your melon open if your not a wussy who needs a helmet and as a uber-bonus, it comes with a dope-ass, gnarly and brand new rear tire that you can mount yourself. Although the completely slick original is perfect for the fun that comes from the unexpected experience of "OH MY GOD I'M SUDDENLY SIDEWAYS!!!!"
I will not knowingly sell this to a minor or anyone whose intention is to let a kid ride it. It is the thing you use to find the weakest link in your drunken fraternity. I'm selling it for $150 non-negotiable, you either want it at that price or you don't have any hair on your balls. Somebody come save me from this thing. Every day it's here, the urge to hand my wife the beer I'm drinking and pronounce "Hey Y'all Watch THIS!!" grows stronger....
