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Old Jul 23, 2009 | 06:38 AM
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I wish I had a Dwight Shrute typeto work with

I concur that would be awesome!
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Old Jul 23, 2009 | 08:22 AM
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All you can do is laugh; it should brighten your day a little seeing him run around with his nose brown all day
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Old Jul 23, 2009 | 08:31 AM
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Originally Posted by mingster,Jul 23 2009, 06:05 AM
let me clarify: if you can justify your existence with performance and convey your ROI effectively, sucking up to your boss (if he or she doesn't mind) is not an issue.
you must be a butt kisser?
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Old Jul 23, 2009 | 08:42 AM
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My boss is awesome. I let him have sex with my wife, watch my TV, anything he wants.
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Old Jul 23, 2009 | 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by s2000raj,Jul 23 2009, 08:42 AM
My boss is awesome. I let him have sex with my wife, watch my TV, anything he wants.
your a really good employee. come work for me.
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Old Jul 23, 2009 | 10:47 AM
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Originally Posted by MurderS2K,Jul 23 2009, 12:46 PM
your a really good employee. come work for me.
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Old Jul 23, 2009 | 11:06 AM
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are you the one that has worked there for 3 years and UNDER paid? or is he?
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Old Jul 23, 2009 | 12:22 PM
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Are you the boss?
Are you the coworker?

Follow mingster's advice, and just show that you're worth it. Past that. . . water invariably rises to it's own level.
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Old Jul 23, 2009 | 12:24 PM
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I beat the shit out of the one in my old office about 3 years ago. I never liked him to begin with, then he pushed my roommate who was a smaller guy. I laid the SOB out. Needless to say, they moved our desks on monday.
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Old Jul 23, 2009 | 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted by tapout2000,Jul 23 2009, 12:24 PM
I beat the shit out of the one in my old office about 3 years ago. I never liked him to begin with, then he pushed my roommate who was a smaller guy. I laid the SOB out. Needless to say, they moved our desks on monday.
Way to build morale and avoid liability at the same time. . .


. . . whatever happened to just dropping a deuce in the guy's pencil drawer?
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