This is absolutely adult talk, and NSFW or kids.

Ok, an ex-girlfriend once asked: How does it feel when you are inside me? I said it felt good. But she wasn't satisfied with the answer, and I couldn't figure out a way to describe it properly, and an argument followed.

- She said: If I can explain it in words, you must be able to do so as well!
- I said: I already told you, it feels good! How the hell would you describe it?
- She said: It feels as if you are scratching an itch when you are inside.
- I said: ..... (I was speechless)

To this day I still can't describe it in a literary fashion how it feels.

So guys, help me out here. How would you describe it (in a literary sense)?

 

I once had an instructor in the USMC that was poking fun at a recruit that was (for religious reasons) holding on to his virginity until marriage.

He asked the recruit if he ever busted a nut. The recruit said no. No flogging the bishop? No.

So then he asked the recruit if he knew what busting a nut felt like. The recruit had no idea. The instructor thought for a moment then said:

You ever have to pee real bad, I mean REALLY bad?

The recruit nods...

And after you do, you know how good it feels afterwards?

The recruit nods again...

It's like that feeling... only better.

We all practically pi$$ed ourselves laughing.

 

 

Tell her:

If it was sight, It would be the 4th of july!

If it was sound, it would be music!

If it was smell, it would still be Fish!

 

Oh that was a good one!

 

Apple pie?

 

If you want to make her mad say sandpaper

 

I had a thought. Do her in the back entrance.

Ask her if it felt the same as the other entrance.

If so, then, well... If you really want to find out what it feels like...

 

lol. ewwwwwww.

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......yeah, pics would help......